personal blog, largely unsorted

the-celestial-bitch:

my dealer: got some straight gas🔥😛 this strain is called house of leaves😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd💯
me: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit
5 min later: dude i swear the house is ¼" bigger on the inside
my buddy, will navidson, pacing: our house is God

paprikapony:

we are literally all going to be ok 🥰. unless we won’t be 🧐. but we will 😋.

sharkgirldick:

You gotta keep going. There’s women.

having a crush is so embarassing and i have like 3 rn

loth-catgirl:

I simply adore a woman that’s stupid as fuck
Originally posted by slorbie-blog
just no thoughts ever only a DVD player logo screensaver in there
Originally posted by d4c
bonus points if she also possess a nigh-unlimited capacity for violence
Originally posted by curioussmoker

virgil-sanders-the-gay-emo:

Which embalming fluid looks the most delicious? (Names are from left to right)
Introfiant
Metasyn
Syncav
Jaundofiant
Metaflow
Plasdopake
Pls reblog if u vote :)
I was so dedicated to this meme that I went on the embalming fluid website to figure out the names of the chemicals that were too blurred to read

modogoblin:

galehive:

preserving this video at all costs to teach future generations what twitter was like
EDIT: About a billion people asked me where to get the soundtrack. I’m so glad you like my silly music. Working on an ep with bonus stuff ASAP

charlottan:

is there anything better than the amulet

it may make my hair fall out but i FEEL so powerful

ublock-origin:

katieaki:

My ✨ post-apocalyptic Lesbian Cowgirl Mailman choose-your-own adventure✨ has just updated! Read it here for free on my Patreon and vote in the poll! I made a summary of the first part, here, which tells you basically everything you need to know about Lou, her (newly discovered as) requited-but-complicated love, and the ill-advised journey she is on!

After admitting that she’s lost, tensions are running high & Lou and Holliday have a bit of a fight. & something that everyone’s been waiting for since like January finally happens. :-) Enjoy! and don’t boo! Vote!!
excerpt below the cut! (there is a lot of swearing in this update)
Keep reading

shittymoviedetails:

napstawantstosleep:

napstawantstosleep:
Guys do u know that one meme where there’s a girl and like a bodyguard (???) ordering drinks and the waiter give them the wrong drinks so they switch them on the last panel,???????? BECAUSE I C1NT FING IT^
I FUCKIBG GOT IT RAAAAAHHHHHHH 💥💥💥💥💥

gargoylebuddy: